Police, responding to an anonymous call, arrested a suspect late Friday night. The crime? Being too cute.
"We see these sorts of things all the time," Officer Lamb told reporters after he made the arrest. "It seems extreme, but we have to keep these sorts of things under control. If not, people do irrational things. Talk in baby talk, spend obscene amounts of money on clothes, use phrases like 'whoops-a-daisy'. No, no, we did the right thing."
The suspect, wearing pink lamb pajamas, had no comment. Witnesses present at the time of arrest said the suspect, who's identity remains unknown, was indeed the "cutest thing they have ever seen".
