At approximately 0937 EST on Saturday June 26 2010 a strange a beautiful being arrived in North Carolina. She calls herself "Peag" and comes from the planet Mandula. Her people call Earth "The Pizza Planet". She traveled here via rocket. She rode in the back of the rocket in a very specialized rocket seat according to her but failed to fasten her seatbelt which caused her rocket to crash.
Her mission here on "Pizza Planet" is to "Get rid of all the bad water that you can't drink. I take away the pool water and the waterfall water . I do that because when you drink it you will be sick! But you can still swim in the alien pools where my friends are. While I'm here I'd like to ride in a hot air balloon shaped like a lemon." She says that her landing was very rough. She landed in the ocean where she "almost drowned in the mouth of a not nice shark. But I killed the not nice shark."
This extrodinary news may shock or frighten some people but rest assured that she is here on a mission of peace.
6 comments:
I wish Peag the best of luck in her mission here on Pizza Planet and I hope she fulfills her dream of riding in a lemon-shaped hot air balloon.
Oh my goodness...watch out Earth, a spunky imaginative kid is coming to conquer! What a doll!
So funny! Love you guys!
This is a message for Peag...You are a flew and your face looks like a lollipop. Your loving alien friend,
Acceb
P.S.
Tell Peag planet Martian-mellow supports her dream of clean water on Pizza Planet and will provide aid if needed.
Acceb, Ambassador of the most illustrious plant Martian-mellow
I sure wish she would deliver some pizza over here! What a cutie, I loved it!
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